Starcraft RPG

When the Zerg invade, what are we going to do?

We can't stop a Zerg Invasion and pretty soon the protoss are going to destroy the planet due to the Zerg Infestation. PS I'm a hyrdralisk in disguise. Entaro-Tassadar Entaro-Zerutal Only they can save us in their merged form.

Public Comments

1. jump on Jesus spaceship, and find out that he wants 'to serve man'...its a cookbook!!!
2. Pray to Blorg, only It can save you.
3. Fortunately, Zerg rushes are banned on this server.
4. Take off every Zig. Oh, wait, wrong game.
5. Run for ya life.
6. who cares? we all gotta die someday.might as well be on board some intergalactic slave ship
7. Resistance is futile
8. What are Zerg for gods sake?
9. If it gets really bad, I'll just hit Escape and click on Quit Game.
10. a zerg rush is hard to stop. But we can stop them by building a AI computer system to defend against them, we can call it something like Skynet.
11. Personally, I'm going to stand on the roof of my house with a big sign that says: "Welcome Zerg! Please don't eat me!", and hope for the best.
12. Contact Dr. Who. Maybe he can save us with his sonic screwdriver.
13. pray to jesus if he aint listening pray to allah for some virgings
14. If Hydralisks are into suicide bombing then you could just about be helpful to the British and American races before we are annihilated by the mussselmen.
15. Worry not, dear friend. I am a in reality a Templar here on a mission to protect the people of Earth from the foul contamination that is the Zerg. You and your kind will only find yourselves walking into our trap. Antaro-Tassadar!!!
16. Ten thousand photon towers backed up by Carriers. Wipe em out good.
17. Bribe Kerrigan, the Queen of Blades, to shred the protoss and take over the zerg. MUAHAHAHA!
18. Finally someone brave enough to ask what we all know is inevitable. I have juicified my Kunta-Ken-Kae Our only logical choice as a group is to invade Iraq
19. i am going to throw my hands into the air and then run around in circles crying at the top of my vioce 'oh dear. there appears to be a conundrum, cerfuffel and uproar. the zerg are upon us. this is rather irritating.'
20. Don't worry about the fictional Zerg, you should be worrying about the coming rule of the Antichrist. Our present corrupt, decadent, crime-ridden, secular society is preparing the way for him.
21. Meep meep!
22. in traditional English fashion, I'm going to put the kettle on.
23. Emperor Arcuturus is gonna kick Kerrigans butt, we have nothing to fear. The toss are better stay out of this.
24. Smile sweetly, offer them a cup of tea, and run away